You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Celia Rivenbark

Topics include such gems as: - Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate - How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life - Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering - Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? - Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time - Airlines serving up one hot mess - Action figure Jesus - Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter - And much more! Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something. 🐚 INTERESTED IN CUSTOM DESIGN –or– BUYING IN BULK? Just message me and I would be happy to discuss what you would like.About the Book From the author of the bestselling classics 'We're Just Like You, Only Prettier,' and 'Bless Your Heart, Tramp,' comes a collection of essays covering a variety of hilarious topics.įrom the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Back of shells are left natural except for the hand-painted gold trim accent and been finished with a clear gloss. These oysters have decoupage witty quotes and have been finished with gold painted rim. – paint back of shell solid gold / oyster white / pearl gold trim leave natural etc.) please let me know. Since each piece us custom made, if you have a specific request like (i.e. 🐚 DESIGN – These are made to order, meaning that the originals shown have already sold. Shells shape, size and color vary, and due to their unique nature, some shells are slightly smaller/larger. 🐚 SIZE – Each shell is unique, so each creation is truly one of a kind! Size is approximately 2-3” width & 3–5” length. These are a perfect Ring Holder at your kitchen sink and/or nightstand. 🐚 USE – These shells are perfect for jewelry, rings, small office supplies, spare change, a paper weight, small trinket dish, place card setting, wedding favor, bridal gift, engagement gift, bridesmaid gift, bridal shower, hostess gift, housewarming gift, baby shower, salt dish, coastal beach décor, nightstand décor, or just display as is. Every shell is hand selected to ensure quality and beauty for each design. We have personally shucked, enjoyed and then have cleaned and decorated each of these shells. 🐚 These beautiful oyster shells come from the shores of Connecticut. Handcrafted Oyster Shell – Ring Dish, Jewelry Dish, Small Trinket Dish, Wedding Favor, Bridal Gift, Bridesmaid Gift, Engagement Gift, Place Card Setting, Hostess Gift, Coastal Beach Décor, Nightstand Décor.

“You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.” ~ Celia Rivenbark famous quote

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Celia Rivenbark